Collection: Just Checking In

Department: Business Outreach
Job Title: Director of Experience
Reports To: Kit
Work Style: Chic, fast, and dangerously competent.

SKI BUNNY is not here for bunny hills. She runs OHM’s high-altitude energy desk: part performance coach, part fashion editor, part hot-chocolate diplomat. She is the employee who arrives late because of “powder conditions” and still finishes the deck before anyone else has opened their laptop.

As a worker, SKI BUNNY is glamorous without being fragile. She thrives under speed, altitude, and mildly unreasonable expectations. She can carve through a product launch, charm the lodge, and still remember who needs marshmallows.

OHM Contributions:
SKI BUNNY leads the winter-sport fantasy lane for SKI BUNNY, a retired OHM design built around après-ski charm, alpine confidence, and double-black-diamond adventure. She has also advised on cold-weather and offer seasonal mood insight into SPRING ICE, the entire SUGAR SLEIGH RIDE journey, JINGLE BALLS of course, BAH HUMBUG, and other frosted oddities from the OHM archive.

Known Around OHM For:
Turning launch anxiety into velocity.
Saying, “No bunny hills,” during budget reviews.

Employee Note:
SKI BUNNY’s PTO request said “mountain.” It was approved immediately.

Department: Strategy
Job Title: Senior Brand Operative
Reports To: Nobody sees who
Work Style: Impeccable presence. No visible presence.

INVISIBLE MAN is OHM’s master of atmosphere: the worker you do not notice until the campaign suddenly feels smarter, stranger, and sharper. Their greatest talent is restraint. They know what to remove, what to hide, and when absence is the loudest design choice in the room.

As a colleague, INVISIBLE MAN is elusive but generous. They leave notes in margins. They fix product copy overnight. They attend every meeting but never occupy a chair. Their Discord status usually says, “WHO?” ... a perfect echo of the product’s own mystery.

OHM Contributions:
INVISIBLE MAN helped establish the stealth-humor language around INVISIBLE MAN and has consulted on other no longer to be found projects including MOVING ON, GUMPY CAT, BLACK SHEEP, CHUBBLES, JAMIE THE JELLYFISH, and in general inspired storytelling, and the broader MAKE BELIEVE mood board.

Known Around OHM For:
Invisible labor, visible results.
Fixing kerning from another dimension.
Being absent but never unavailable.

Employee Note:
Their desk is empty, but somehow always freshly dusted. Shares office with GNOMBRE, MIKAEL, PAPER BAG, METAL DUDE, and BABY ARGH.

Department: Existential Operations
Job Title: Director of Depth & Letting Go
Reports To: The Void, politely
Work Style: Quietly infinite. Surprisingly organized for someone with no bottom.

BOTTOMLESS is the employee who turns every product meeting into a meditation session, then somehow leaves with the cleanest action plan in the room. They specialize in removing unnecessary noise: ego, over-design, nervous decoration, and that one extra email everyone was afraid to delete.

As a worker, BOTTOMLESS is calm under pressure because pressure has nowhere to land. They are the keeper of the “why,” the one who asks, “Does this release still breathe?” Their desk is minimal: one black notebook, one silver pen, one bottomless cup of something earthy possibly tea.

OHM Contributions:
BOTTOMLESS led conceptual atmosphere for Bead Of The Month overall, helping shape its message of each release, spaciousness in office culture, and wish-making without expectation for their coworkers. They have also consulted on the emotional architecture of OHM from LEAF LIFE to REBIRTH BOTM, MENDED HEART to THE OFFICE itself ... projects where transformation, renewal, stillness, or absurd human truth needed a deeper well.

Known Around OHM For:
Turning chaos into negative space.
Replacing panic with breath.
Saying, “Let it fall,” and being correct.

Employee Note:
BOTTOMLESS never misses a deadline. The deadline simply moves accordingly.